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Just Awesome - Derick - 12-02-2010
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
muffler bearings, blinker fluid, they gots all the good shit
Re: Just Awesome - LeNeve - 12-02-2010
New diesels actually use DEF now. deisel exhaust fluid.
Re: Just Awesome - JDubb - 12-02-2010
One of the guys I work with was busting on one of his employees. They were working through an engine problem and the boss said, "it's obviously missing the piston return spring." The service guy went out and researched, made phone calls, etc trying to troubleshoot the missing spring. The boss busted him out in a staff meeting in front of his peers, very funny stuff.
Just Awesome - Brampton - 12-02-2010
Don't forget About "can of compression" and "left handed wrench"
Re: Just Awesome - negadave - 12-03-2010
JDubb Wrote:One of the guys I work with was busting on one of his employees. They were working through an engine problem and the boss said, "it's obviously missing the piston return spring." The service guy went out and researched, made phone calls, etc trying to troubleshoot the missing spring. The boss busted him out in a staff meeting in front of his peers, very funny stuff.
We used to tell the new kids on the job to "go get the board stretcher" out of the truck. When they came back emty handed we'd send em back like 2-3 more times lookin for it.
Re: Just Awesome - Hondo - 12-03-2010
FNG's at the airbase were sent looking for prop wash. I sent my ex-wife to Home Depot once to get left-handed drywall screws. When she came back without them telling me there was no such thing I sent her back a second time to talk to the manager.
Note I said "ex" wife...
Re: Just Awesome - the keifer - 12-03-2010
The famous ones used in my field would be "the cable stretcher" and "the gigline".
Re: Just Awesome - Chip - 12-04-2010
Hondo Wrote:FNG's at the airbase were sent looking for prop wash. I sent my ex-wife to Home Depot once to get left-handed drywall screws. When she came back without them telling me there was no such thing I sent her back a second time to talk to the manager.
Note I said "ex" wife...
You know the people at Home Depot know someone is messing with the girl when one comes in asking for stuff like that.
I wonder how often they play along with it.
Re: Just Awesome - LeNeve - 12-04-2010
Chip Wrote:Hondo Wrote:FNG's at the airbase were sent looking for prop wash. I sent my ex-wife to Home Depot once to get left-handed drywall screws. When she came back without them telling me there was no such thing I sent her back a second time to talk to the manager.
Note I said "ex" wife...
You know the people at Home Depot know someone is messing with the girl when one comes in asking for stuff like that.
I wonder how often they play along with it.
I've talked to some of the people at home depot, and a few of them are semi retarded. You could probaly have one of those guys looking for weird shit for a couple hours before he asked someone.
Re: Just Awesome - negadave - 12-05-2010
Hondo Wrote:FNG's at the airbase were sent looking for prop wash. I sent my ex-wife to Home Depot once to get left-handed drywall screws. When she came back without them telling me there was no such thing I sent her back a second time to talk to the manager.:roflmao: :high5:
Note I said "ex" wife...
Re: Just Awesome - negadave - 12-05-2010
LeNeve Wrote:I've talked to some of the people at home depot, and a few of them are semi retarded. You could probaly have one of those guys looking for weird shit for a couple hours before he asked someone.
I'm doing a side job and the owner wanted me to shop prices on 1x3 pine.
I called lowes, first guy just hung up on me and transfered my call to the flooring dept. Flooring guy acted like i was a jerk for calling his line, then put m on hold for 2 mins and came back saying "i don't see any pine anywhere in the store" meanwhile i'm looking at it on they're website and i know they have a whole isle of it.
I talked shit to him and said don't worry about it, I'll go somewhere else. They pay those slackers like $18/hr in lumber too. POA
Re: Just Awesome - Greg Mercer - 12-05-2010
In the chemist world, the solvent drummers would put an empty bottle in the testing box and label it "Sailboat Fuel." I don't think anyone falls for it.