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(05-04-2016, 12:38 PM)Chip Wrote: This summer I got new cans from the city.
A big one for recycling, and an even bigger one for trash.
And yeah, I put my address on those right away too.
Same neighbor lady still around?
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(05-04-2016, 12:44 PM)Chip Wrote: The night it happened, the next morning, then the next day when I went to get it drained and they burned a hole in the nail.
Ouch! Don't do that shit. It hurts!
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(05-04-2016, 01:14 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: (05-04-2016, 12:38 PM)Chip Wrote: This summer I got new cans from the city.
A big one for recycling, and an even bigger one for trash.
And yeah, I put my address on those right away too.
Same neighbor lady still around?
Yeah, she's still there.
And getting creepier and creepier.
She lost an eye a couple years ago, and has a fake one now.
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(05-04-2016, 01:15 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: (05-04-2016, 12:44 PM)Chip Wrote: The night it happened, the next morning, then the next day when I went to get it drained and they burned a hole in the nail.
Ouch! Don't do that shit. It hurts!
No shit!
It was because this car is so much bigger than my old one.
That edge of the roof is that much higher, and out farther.
I was so used to closing the door on my old car, when I would get out of it I could close it, I had room to let my hand stay on the door for a little longer.
This one, that distance isn't quite as long, and I actually caught myself coming close to doing it a few times after.
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(05-04-2016, 01:14 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: (05-04-2016, 12:35 PM)LeNeve Wrote: I haven't bought a trashcan in 10 years probably. I just take the ones they buy for the shop home, when I need one.
Or go visit Chip. (He has new cans)
What if he murders me?
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murders me , then feeds my remains to his creepy one eyed elderly neighbor.
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(05-04-2016, 01:03 PM)NussieT Wrote: Conversation with my employee:
E: I need a ride from the Redi mix to the shop
T: I'm st the pit. I'll be over in a bit.
E: ok
Time passes, I pick him up.
E: hey wanna go to tims and pick up a coffee. My treat.
T: ok
E: oh hey, I forgot my wallet at the shop. Can you buy me a coffee???
If you stop. I'd like a small hot chocolate with a shot of caramel and a blueberry muffin.
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(05-04-2016, 01:26 PM)LeNeve Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:14 PM)beckster Wrote: (05-04-2016, 12:35 PM)LeNeve Wrote: I haven't bought a trashcan in 10 years probably. I just take the ones they buy for the shop home, when I need one.
Or go visit Chip. (He has new cans)
What if he murders me?
He's gotta sleep sometime.
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(05-04-2016, 01:22 PM)Chip Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:15 PM)beckster Wrote: (05-04-2016, 12:44 PM)Chip Wrote: The night it happened, the next morning, then the next day when I went to get it drained and they burned a hole in the nail.
Ouch! Don't do that shit. It hurts!
No shit!
It was because this car is so much bigger than my old one.
That edge of the roof is that much higher, and out farther.
I was so used to closing the door on my old car, when I would get out of it I could close it, I had room to let my hand stay on the door for a little longer.
This one, that distance isn't quite as long, and I actually caught myself coming close to doing it a few times after.
Paying better attention helps.
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(05-04-2016, 01:28 PM)LeNeve Wrote: murders me , then feeds my remains to his creepy one eyed elderly neighbor.
No, she wouldn't eat you.
She's turn you into dog treats for all the neighborhood dogs.
They all know to run up to her door because she's always feeding them.
Maybe I should be worried...
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(05-04-2016, 01:39 PM)Chip Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:28 PM)LeNeve Wrote: murders me , then feeds my remains to his creepy one eyed elderly neighbor.
No, she wouldn't eat you.
She's turn you into dog treats for all the neighborhood dogs.
They all know to run up to her door because she's always feeding them.
Maybe I should be worried...
She's a GOT fan?
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(05-04-2016, 01:39 PM)Chip Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:28 PM)LeNeve Wrote: murders me , then feeds my remains to his creepy one eyed elderly neighbor.
No, she wouldn't eat you.
She's turn you into dog treats for all the neighborhood dogs.
They all know to run up to her door because she's always feeding them.
Maybe I should be worried...
yeah, you should .she has your scent now.
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(05-04-2016, 01:56 PM)LeNeve Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:39 PM)Chip Wrote: (05-04-2016, 01:28 PM)LeNeve Wrote: murders me , then feeds my remains to his creepy one eyed elderly neighbor.
No, she wouldn't eat you.
She's turn you into dog treats for all the neighborhood dogs.
They all know to run up to her door because she's always feeding them.
Maybe I should be worried...
yeah, you should .she has your scent now.
Crap.
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