Women need to realize movies are not reality, and here's why

[Pete Nice]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18756_6-r...ecommended

You have to go to the next page to see all 6, but makes a lot of sense.

[Beckster]

A note: Movies are fiction.. as in NOT real.... This points are why I generally don't like movies like that. Although, Wedding Crashers was some funny shit.

[negadave]

In some movies, Girls love it when guy's "take" the girl.

I knew a kid that told me he was hooking up with this girl, she wanted him to pretend to be breaking in and raping her. I was like hock: your just setting yourself up for trouble with that one. "you didn't do it did you?" he said "FUCK YEA i did!" That girl was awesome in bed.
All she has to do is say she didn't want it and all the evidence is there. you'll be gettin :atm: in the big house. Call me lame, but fuck that.

[Beckster]

In some movies, Girls love it when guy's "take" the girl.

I knew a kid that told me he was hooking up with this girl, she wanted him to pretend to be breaking in and raping her. I was like hock: your just setting yourself up for trouble with that one. "you didn't do it did you?" he said "FUCK YEA i did!" That girl was awesome in bed.
All she has to do is say she didn't want it and all the evidence is there. you'll be gettin :atm: in the big house. Call me lame, but fuck that.

I don't get girls who are into that shit. Rape is the ultimate violation and to twist it into something pleasureful is fucked up. I also would never, EVER trust one who asked for it... Like I said, they are messed up in the head and most likely would use it against the guy at some point.

[i bleed green]

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.

[i bleed green]

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

[i bleed green]

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"

"Did you get a blow job?"

"Naw, I couldnt find her head"