Friday 10/30/15 - Angered by Halloween

[Beckster]

Load up some Simon and Garfunkel and insist on playing it around them.

[NussieT]

My kid lost his Halloween costume somewhere in our house. I can't find it.

[Beckster]

My kid lost his Halloween costume somewhere in our house. I can't find it.

Either under the bed or in the laundry.... those are my guesses

[NussieT]

My kid lost his Halloween costume somewhere in our house. I can't find it.

Either under the bed or in the laundry.... those are my guesses

Not in either of those places. The last time I saw it he had it balled up on the living room chair but it's gone

[Beckster]

My kid lost his Halloween costume somewhere in our house. I can't find it.

Either under the bed or in the laundry.... those are my guesses

Not in either of those places. The last time I saw it he had it balled up on the living room chair but it's gone

Under the Chair!!!! or shoved deep in the cushions.

[Beckster]

People keep setting the Home Depots of fire here. :?

[Beckster]

This kinda hits a level of creepy

http://www.wnem.com/story/30319303/bride...edding-day

[Chip]

This kinda hits a level of creepy

http://www.wnem.com/story/30319303/bride...edding-day

1st, WTF is a certificate of purity? Can a doctor really get up in there and say for sure one way or another? Or is that just something she had printed at Kinkos?

2nd, an awful lotta butt stuff going on over there.

[Beckster]

This kinda hits a level of creepy

http://www.wnem.com/story/30319303/bride...edding-day

1st, WTF is a certificate of purity? Can a doctor really get up in there and say for sure one way or another? Or is that just something she had printed at Kinkos?

2nd, an awful lotta butt stuff going on over there.

I've never heard of a purity certificate until I read this. My folks don't need to know that part fo my life regardless.

[Chip]

So I got looking around, double checking that those things are bullshit, and well, this is the most fucked up thing I've read in a while.

Kastl-Casey has fielded plenty of hymen-related questions, mainly from parents who are concerned about whether certain medical exams or procedures will interrupt the hymen, which would affect their child’s future premarital hymen exam.


Oh shit, that article might have just topped it.

In other countries, hymeneal exams are used to prove or disprove rape, verify that a woman won’t pass HIV to her partner, and get a job in the Indonesian police force.

[Beckster]

So I got looking around, double checking that those things are bullshit, and well, this is the most fucked up thing I've read in a while.

Kastl-Casey has fielded plenty of hymen-related questions, mainly from parents who are concerned about whether certain medical exams or procedures will interrupt the hymen, which would affect their child’s future premarital hymen exam.


Oh shit, that article might have just topped it.

In other countries, hymeneal exams are used to prove or disprove rape, verify that a woman won’t pass HIV to her partner, and get a job in the Indonesian police force.

Only women who are virgins can join the police force.. That counts me out. Dammit!

[Chip]

So I got looking around, double checking that those things are bullshit, and well, this is the most fucked up thing I've read in a while.

Kastl-Casey has fielded plenty of hymen-related questions, mainly from parents who are concerned about whether certain medical exams or procedures will interrupt the hymen, which would affect their child’s future premarital hymen exam.


Oh shit, that article might have just topped it.

In other countries, hymeneal exams are used to prove or disprove rape, verify that a woman won’t pass HIV to her partner, and get a job in the Indonesian police force.

Only women who are virgins can join the police force.. That counts me out. Dammit!

Call me crazy, but if I need the police, I don't want them to be virgins.
I mean, they don't strike me as the kind of people who can get shit done when it's crunch time.

[Beckster]

Call me crazy, but if I need the police, I don't want them to be virgins.
I mean, they don't strike me as the kind of person who can get shit done when it's crunch time.

I don't really trust those virgins. It's like they have something to hide.


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