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THe only yes for Derick is Miley Cyrus.
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Too Picky
You need to broaden your horizons, or you are going to die alone!
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Not much to choose from on that list...
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Joe Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:Kesha would fuck you like your in the trailer park. Who doesn't want fucked like that?
In January I met up with girl online and she gave me directions to her house to pick her up. It turned out to be a trailer park. She wore too much makeup, was a little chubby and had no personality. All I wanted to do was end the date and get her back home, but a part of me wanted to get some trailer style just once.
Sure, but you'd either get her knocked up or things will get itchy. :barf:
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Joe Wrote:beckster Wrote:Sure, but you'd either get her knocked up or things will get itchy. :barf:
I was actually really afraid of the knocked up part.
Yeah, it seems like standard trailer trash are as fertile as Latinas. All you gotta do is look at them and they are preggars. There's a chick that works at the nearby gas station who is one and she told me that her hubby just touches her and she gets pregnant. I think they just had their fourth or fifth.
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i bleed green Wrote:beckster Wrote:There's a chick that works at the nearby gas station who is one and she told me that her hubby just touches her and she gets pregnant. I think they just had their fourth or fifth.
I don't think she understands the consequences of a dude spray painting her womb.
I am fairly certain that her home is mounted on wheels and parked on a cement slab surrounded by similar structures......
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