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Tuesday March 8, 2011 - Happy Fasnacht Day
#16
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

The End
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#17
Manertainmant.com just expired. I should buy that and direct the hits to this site
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#18
"at nigth I feel like a vampire"

That was a lyric I just heard on a song. What the fuck does that even mean?
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#19
Joe Wrote:Manertainmant.com just expired. I should buy that and direct the hits to this site
:high5:
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#20
LeNeve Wrote:"at nigth I feel like a vampire"

That was a lyric I just heard on a song. What the fuck does that even mean?

I'm pretty sure it means they're gay.
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#21
Derick Wrote:Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

The End

That story makes me sad. Confusedad:
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#22
LeNeve Wrote:"at nigth I feel like a vampire"

That was a lyric I just heard on a song. What the fuck does that even mean?
I'm sure it means they suck dick, and write bad lyrics
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#23
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:"at nigth I feel like a vampire"

That was a lyric I just heard on a song. What the fuck does that even mean?

I'm pretty sure it means they're gay.

That explains alot.
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#24
The new diesel uses a mechanical vacuum pump. I did not know that. It's also a bitch to take off.
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#25
LeNeve Wrote:The new diesel uses a mechanical vacuum pump. I did not know that. It's also a bitch to take off.

The turbo, and the inner cooler are both water cooled too.
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#26
LeNeve Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:The new diesel uses a mechanical vacuum pump. I did not know that. It's also a bitch to take off.

The turbo, and the inner cooler are both water cooled too.

I don't think complaining about it will get it done any quicker.
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#27
Joe Wrote:Manertainmant.com just expired. I should buy that and direct the hits to this site
Great idea!
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#28
Derick Wrote:Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .....

The End
More fairy tails need to end this way. Either that or with EABOD. :grin:
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#29
JDubb Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Manertainmant.com just expired. I should buy that and direct the hits to this site
Great idea!

I figure even though the website is dead there are still tons of references to it all over the internet
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#30
I have a friend that has 4 kids from 4 different girls. He just kicked the latest girl out of his house, and had a new girl move in already. All these girls have been smoking hot. He has to pay child support. He hasn't kept a job more than a year since we graduated. His latest job, he decided to be a over the road truck driver. He has a harley, a nice car, a 4x4 truck thing, the biggest tv I've ever seen.

How the fuck is he pulling this shit off? His family isn't rich. I don't get it.
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