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09/15/15 - I think I'm dying
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#16
09-15-2015, 01:01 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I have spent most of my morning trying to convince a group of uptight ladies on facebook that they flick the bean on a regular basis and that there is nothing wrong with porn.
Stop raping me!!!!
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#17
09-15-2015, 01:06 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I have spent most of my morning trying to convince a group of uptight ladies on facebook that they flick the bean on a regular basis and that there is nothing wrong with porn.

Party.
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#18
09-15-2015, 01:07 PM
LeNeve Wrote:Weve all been raped. And have all raped someone. Global harmony finally.

It's almost like the end of that movie, the Watchmen.
Only without Malin Akerman being all hot.
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#19
09-15-2015, 01:08 PM
Confusedad:
Crap.
Did I just rape Malin Akerman?
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#20
09-15-2015, 01:08 PM
Unfortunately the rape rules dont apply to Beckster pushing unwanted sexual pressure on other women. Lol
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#21
09-15-2015, 01:09 PM
Chip Wrote:Confusedad:
Crap.
Did I just rape Malin Akerman?
Yes. You will probaly go to hell.
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#22
09-15-2015, 01:16 PM
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:Confusedad:
Crap.
Did I just rape Malin Akerman?
Yes. You will probaly go to hell.

The thought popped into my head of saying "Shit, all of the punishment with none of the fun", but I realized that doesn't sound very good.
So I'll not say that.
And just say shit.
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#23
09-15-2015, 01:36 PM
LeNeve Wrote:
beckster Wrote:I have spent most of my morning trying to convince a group of uptight ladies on facebook that they flick the bean on a regular basis and that there is nothing wrong with porn.
Stop raping me!!!!

Too late. What's done is done.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#24
09-15-2015, 01:36 PM
Chip Wrote:Confusedad:
Crap.
Did I just rape Malin Akerman?

Confusedhock:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#25
09-15-2015, 01:37 PM
Schwing

[Image: 4697435-malin-akerman-watchmen-.jpg]
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#26
09-15-2015, 01:38 PM
LeNeve Wrote:Unfortunately the rape rules dont apply to Beckster pushing unwanted sexual pressure on other women. Lol

It's unwanted sexual guilt. They are all crying because their hubby's watch porn and jerk off and they are all butthurt about it. I just told them to take their turns.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#27
09-15-2015, 01:45 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Unfortunately the rape rules dont apply to Beckster pushing unwanted sexual pressure on other women. Lol

It's unwanted sexual guilt. They are all crying because their hubby's watch porn and jerk off and they are all butthurt about it. I just told them to take their turns.

AKA: You raped them.
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#28
09-15-2015, 01:48 PM
Rapists always think they are helping.
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#29
09-15-2015, 01:49 PM
LeNeve Wrote:Rapists always think they are helping.

:roflmao:

That's a fucked up statement.

:roflmao:
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#30
09-15-2015, 01:50 PM
This homeless guy on the street shouting racial slurs seems like a maverick who isn't afraid to speak his mind and should be President.
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