Tuesday 5/31/2011 - DBC Day 1

[Chip]

Sorry. I like that Dingle Berry song.

you don't have facebook, and you like dudes too.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

:roll:

[NussieT]

I'm only a secretary twice a month. The rest of the month I am a bad ass health inspector.

Why a secretary for two days?

[Texas Fan]

Cheaterville website is like a call out of all the celebs who cheated. There is like 10 other stories from regular people. Good luck on that website picking up.

[Joe]

Instead of college if you took out a $200,000 loan you could start your own business.

[Chip]

Yeah, she's too skinny.
Those legs are ugly as hell.

[Donginator]

woohooo no mention of the mets game or contract

Nice last minute planning tomorrow to get to the Mets game after work arcasm:

[Joe]

Fattmatt has been in and out all day.. C'mon man speak up!

Sorry. I'm working up in the front office as a secretary, so I've been pretty busy.

Male secretary and all I think about is the guy from Private Practice.

I'm only a secretary twice a month. The rest of the month I am a bad ass health inspector.

Oh like with a badge and shit...

[Chip]

Instead of college if you took out a $200,000 loan you could start your own business.

I only came out of college with $20,000 in loans.
I could have got the job I got right out of high school.
I consider it waisted money.

[Joe]

Instead of college if you took out a $200,000 loan you could start your own business.

I only came out of college with $20,000 in loans.
I could have got the job I got right out of high school.
I consider it waisted money.

I quit college. The college grads where I work aren't better at what I do. Most of them are the ones that answer the phones for me.

[fattmatt1]

I'm only a secretary twice a month. The rest of the month I am a bad ass health inspector.

Why a secretary for two days?

One of the inspectors has to sit in the office in case of phone call questions the real secretarys can't answer.

[Chip]

There's a "black music month"?
I just assumed that was part of black history month.

[Chip]

Instead of college if you took out a $200,000 loan you could start your own business.

I only came out of college with $20,000 in loans.
I could have got the job I got right out of high school.
I consider it waisted money.

I quit college. The college grads where I work aren't better at what I do. Most of them are the ones that answer the phones for me.

I only got an associates degree, and got an entry level job.
But I would have been better getting an extra 2 years of experience. Not to mention the money I would have made instead of the money I spent.
That would have been an easy $100,000 difference.
2 years of working instead of paying for school?
I chose poorly.

[Joe]

(Phone Rings)
Secretary: Good Morning, Health Inspector's Office
Restaurant Owner: What is the percentage of rat turds that are acceptable in my food.
Secretary: Let me ask the expert sir.
(Long Pause)
Secretary: 25% in the city and 15% outside of city limits.
Restaurant Owner: Damn....

[Chip]

(Phone Rings)
Secretary: Good Morning, Health Inspector's Office
Restaurant Owner: What is the percentage of rat turds that are acceptable in my food.
Secretary: Let me ask the expert sir.
(Long Pause)
Secretary: 25% in the city and 15% outside of city limits.
Restaurant Owner: Damn....

I'm glad I don't live in the city...

[LeNeve]

Sorry. I like that Dingle Berry song.

you don't have facebook, and you like dudes too.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

:yawn: :wanker:

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