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#31
05-17-2011, 09:06 AM
I may have to take up fake farming again. Be the mayor of my fake city too. Pete has a store in my city called cum biscuits. I wonder if it's still open.
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#32
05-17-2011, 09:08 AM
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LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

Tell her you're a banana.

done. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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05-17-2011, 09:10 AM
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

Tell her you're a banana.

now she is not responding.
I'm going to kick it up a notch. I'm going to call, and keep asking for kristen I think.
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05-17-2011, 09:10 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

Tell her you're a banana.

now she is not responding.
I'm going to kick it up a notch. I'm going to call, and keep asking for kristen I think.
wont she know its you?
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#35
05-17-2011, 09:13 AM
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

When Jim gets bored he picks a fight... yesterday it was because we didn't have alphagetti in the house. Jim doesn't even like the shit so I don't buy it.
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#36
05-17-2011, 09:18 AM
Derick Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

Tell her you're a banana.

now she is not responding.
I'm going to kick it up a notch. I'm going to call, and keep asking for kristen I think.
wont she know its you?

yeah, but it will still confuse her, and piss her off.
Update: she only answered 2 times, now it's going straight to voice mail every time.
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05-17-2011, 09:19 AM
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

When Jim gets bored he picks a fight... yesterday it was because we didn't have alphagetti in the house. Jim doesn't even like the shit so I don't buy it.

I don't know what alphagetti is, but I just sent an angry text to my wife for not having any. :roflmao: :roflmao:
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#38
05-17-2011, 09:21 AM
I'm bored like glue.
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#39
05-17-2011, 09:24 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

When Jim gets bored he picks a fight... yesterday it was because we didn't have alphagetti in the house. Jim doesn't even like the shit so I don't buy it.

I don't know what alphagetti is, but I just sent an angry text to my wife for not having any. :roflmao: :roflmao:

:roflmao:
What a bafoon.
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05-17-2011, 09:28 AM
someone stole one of my blueberry mini muffins. I'm going to solve this case.
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05-17-2011, 09:30 AM
LeNeve Wrote:someone stole one of my blueberry mini muffins. I'm going to solve this case.

mystery solved. I saw the wrapper in my boss' trash can. I asked him. He said yeah, I was here late, saw them and ate one, what are you going to do about it.
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05-17-2011, 09:36 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:someone stole one of my blueberry mini muffins. I'm going to solve this case.

mystery solved. I saw the wrapper in my boss' trash can. I asked him. He said yeah, I was here late, saw them and ate one, what are you going to do about it.

That was an exciting story.
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05-17-2011, 09:36 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

When Jim gets bored he picks a fight... yesterday it was because we didn't have alphagetti in the house. Jim doesn't even like the shit so I don't buy it.

I don't know what alphagetti is, but I just sent an angry text to my wife for not having any. :roflmao: :roflmao:

You don't know what alphaghetti is!? It's canned tomato soup with pasta noodles. You can get Spiderman, Hello Kitty, Shrek, Disney Princesses shaped pasta. It truly is a horrible tasting food
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#44
05-17-2011, 09:38 AM
Alphagetti

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#45
05-17-2011, 09:39 AM
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Since I have nothing to do, I am sending a text message to my wife every 2 minutes or so. Stupid texts too. Like "I saw a bird" "I like coffee"

When Jim gets bored he picks a fight... yesterday it was because we didn't have alphagetti in the house. Jim doesn't even like the shit so I don't buy it.

I don't know what alphagetti is, but I just sent an angry text to my wife for not having any. :roflmao: :roflmao:

You don't know what alphaghetti is!? It's canned tomato soup with pasta noodles. You can get Spiderman, Hello Kitty, Shrek, Disney Princesses shaped pasta. It truly is a horrible tasting food

I've never heard of it either.
I thought it would be like alphabet soup noodles made like spaghetti.
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