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09/10/12 - Happy Crappy Monday!!!
#31
Chip Wrote:Sometimes, this world makes me sad.

That's not even the half of it... The bride had a male in her wedding party which isn't that bad unless you know that he and the bride used to date... he also dated her sister...
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#32
Derick Wrote:
javsto Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:Mondays are recycle days at the Tyndall/Garson site and the Knight of Colombus who we donate all our aluminum & steel to never pick it up so the wasps are really bad there... My daughter was walking past the cans to pick up a toy and one got her right by her eye. She looked like a cyclops for two days... one whole eye was almost swollen shut.

First your daughter accidentally drank some gasoline, now she is stung in her eye by a wasp, didnt somethng else happen in between? maybe you should invest in full suit of armor for her to protect her from the environment?
maybe its not the kid's fault, just sayin

Maybe that kid needs a leash like Iva was using way back.
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#33
Since when did Canada get cowboys?
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#34
Joe Wrote:Since when did Canada get cowboys?
i blame billy ray cyrus
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I'm a juggernaut of awesomeness
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#35
Chip Wrote:I went to a bat mitzvah Saturday.
I got to carry a jew on a chair.
The open bar had Patron and Glenfiddich.
It was crazy.

hava nagala and shit. :high5:
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#36
Derick Wrote:
javsto Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:Mondays are recycle days at the Tyndall/Garson site and the Knight of Colombus who we donate all our aluminum & steel to never pick it up so the wasps are really bad there... My daughter was walking past the cans to pick up a toy and one got her right by her eye. She looked like a cyclops for two days... one whole eye was almost swollen shut.

First your daughter accidentally drank some gasoline, now she is stung in her eye by a wasp, didnt somethng else happen in between? maybe you should invest in full suit of armor for her to protect her from the environment?
maybe its not the kid's fault, just sayin

Perhaps but I never say I deserve parent of the year.
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#37
Joe Wrote:Since when did Canada get cowboys?

I think Calgary is Canada's "wild west".
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#38
Joe Wrote:Since when did Canada get cowboys?
when did the USA get them?
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#39
Chip has a little jewish in him now.
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#40
Joe Wrote:Maybe that kid needs a leash like Iva was using way back.

Jim and I took the kids to the fair and I saw a parent that had their kid on a leash... I thought of Iva..
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#41
LeNeve Wrote:Chip has a little jewish in him now.
half off
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#42
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I went to a bat mitzvah Saturday.
I got to carry a jew on a chair.
The open bar had Patron and Glenfiddich.
It was crazy.

hava nagala and shit. :high5:

They played that song!

I was trying to find out if they actually call the person on the chair "the top jew" like Stewie did in that episode of the Family Guy when they went into WWII Germany. But I was trying to not be that big of a buffoon.
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#43
Brampton Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Since when did Canada get cowboys?
when did the USA get them?

They are all over Kansas
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#44
Brampton Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Since when did Canada get cowboys?
when did the USA get them?

finally found an answer for Natalie Cole
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#45
Brampton Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Chip has a little jewish in him now.
half off


I had to wear one of their hats. :?
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