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Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:
1. SECURITY CONCERNS AS MUSLIMS CELEBRATE EID
Millions began ushering in the end of Ramadan with prayers and feasts, while mortar rounds hit a district in Syria where Assad attended prayers.
We need to bomb something in the middle east today.
2. APPEAL TO JUDGE FOR FORT HOOD DEFENDANT
Defense lawyers say Maj. Nidal Hasan is trying to get a death sentence while representing himself.
Let him have it. One less mouth to feed.
3. SHOOTING SPREE KILLS AT LEAST 4 IN TEXAS
Police say a man shot several people at two houses in the Dallas area and was taken into custody.
I thought shit like this didn't happen where guns are legal.
4. WHO WON POWERBALL JACKPOT
Three tickets – two from New Jersey and one from Minnesota – matched the winning numbers for the $448 million drawing.
My parent's probably won and are in the process of leaving the country
5. PENTAGON MAY GRANT BENEFITS TO SAME-SEX COUPLES
The AP obtains a memo that would allow same-sex spouses of military members to receive access to health and welfare programs, but wouldn't cover unmarried partners.
Whoopee! Sorry those benefits suck anymore.
6. SNOWDEN FINAL STRAW IN US-RUSSIA RELATIONS
Obama backed out of a summit with Putin after failing to reach agreement on several disputes including Syria, global security and American adoption of Russian children.
Bama is being a bitch.
7. SUSPECTED ABDUCTOR HAD CRUSH ON CALIF. TEEN
Friends of the 16-year-old kidnapped girl say the man wanted in the death of her mother had said he would date the teen if they were the same age.
I have no idea what this is all about, but I bet they were from Kansas.
8. RAGING WILDFIRE HAMPERS EVACUATION
The southern California blaze blocked both ends of a highway, temporarily trapping some deputies and residents trying to evacuate.
If you live in CA chances are you will eventually die from an earthquake or wildfire.
9. THE SAFEST SMALL CAR TO CRASH IN
A safety group gave the two- and four-door Honda Civic models high marks in front-end crash tests. The Nissan Sentra and two Kia models rated "poor."
Hondas may be safe, but they sure as hell are boring.
10. UNION APPEALS A-ROD PENALTY
Baseball's players association sent Rodriguez' 211-game suspension to an independent arbitrator.
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Chip Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I heard this on my way to work this morning.
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Holy 80's...
sometimes I wish I was the age I am now but in the 70's or 80's
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LeNeve Wrote:then after i found that free bird medley, I found the real free bird, and listened to that. murica fuck yeah!
its one of those songs were I zone out for the entire thing :high5: :rock:
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:rock:
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I need to be high or drunk to listen to Free Bird.
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Free Bird also really made me want to learn how to play guitar.
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so I saw this video last night, but there was no duck pooping
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I ordered that TV the other day.
But I had to get it shipped to a store.
They've been "preparing the order" since Tuesday.
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I'll basically watch anything with Amy Adams.
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preparing your order. that means they are putting their balls on your tv, and rubbing the remote contol in their ass cracks.