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Thursday - 8/7/14 - AOL Pt. 2
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#31
08-07-2014, 01:48 PM
I just threw water on it. I don't have to pee right now.
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#32
08-07-2014, 01:58 PM
Chip Wrote:Ford, Fucked Over, Rebuild Dodge.
Still better than GM.


Haha

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#33
08-07-2014, 01:59 PM
LeNeve Wrote:I just threw water on it. I don't have to pee right now.

I am shocked you didn't shoot ropes on it.
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#34
08-07-2014, 02:02 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I just threw water on it. I don't have to pee right now.

I am shocked you didn't shoot ropes on it.

I didn't have 2 minutes to spare. I am also unsure if sperms is flammable or not to be honest.
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#35
08-07-2014, 02:03 PM
wow. apparently there are alot of people that want to know if semen is flammable or not.
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#36
08-07-2014, 02:05 PM
Was just wondering if anybody could tell me the reason why a man's sperm is so flammable.
Was told by a friend it was so and experimented today by masturbating into a saucer then lighting it with a match, which resulted in it burning for around 15 secs and then petering out.
I have noticed that the longer it has been since I last masturbated and the less runny the semen is, the more flammable it appears to be.
Just wondering if anyone knew why this is?
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#37
08-07-2014, 02:11 PM
LeNeve Wrote:Was just wondering if anybody could tell me the reason why a man's sperm is so flammable.
Was told by a friend it was so and experimented today by masturbating into a saucer then lighting it with a match, which resulted in it burning for around 15 secs and then petering out.
I have noticed that the longer it has been since I last masturbated and the less runny the semen is, the more flammable it appears to be.
Just wondering if anyone knew why this is?

:roflmao:

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#38
08-07-2014, 02:16 PM
Confusedhock: I never put any thought into whether it was flammable, now I fear the level of experimenting that is about to go down.
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#39
08-07-2014, 02:21 PM
yes. there are people masturbating into dishes, and lighting it on fire.

wonder if it smells like burning hair our what.
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#40
08-07-2014, 02:22 PM
what is in that candle, it smells weird.

semen. and peaches
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#41
08-07-2014, 02:22 PM
Totally random, but I was looking at my music on Google, and these are my top 3 most played songs, in order. I always just listen on shuffle, and these are the ones I skip the least. Haha

[youtube]lZIZ15py6Sw[/youtube]
[youtube]7yxbXsQ5yCc[/youtube]
[youtube]X9iTNNi8Gh0[/youtube]
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#42
08-07-2014, 02:24 PM
And the lead singer of that 3rd one, Against Me, with that voice, is living his life as a woman now.
He's Laura Jane Grace now.
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#43
08-07-2014, 02:24 PM
I lit an entire colony on fire last night.
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#44
08-07-2014, 02:26 PM
Chip Wrote:And the lead singer of that 3rd one, Against Me, with that voice, is living his life as a woman now.
He's Laura Jane Grace now.

I bet her semen is super flammable.
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#45
08-07-2014, 02:28 PM
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:And the lead singer of that 3rd one, Against Me, with that voice, is living his life as a woman now.
He's Laura Jane Grace now.

I bet her semen is super flammable.

well. that sentence is probaly top 10 of the weirdest most bizarre, random sentences I've posted on here.
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