Wednesday May 29, 2013 Raise the Jolly Roger....

[Pete Nice]

This is a pretty awesome picture.

[Pete Nice]

The Pirates are in 3rd place in the NL central.

They would be in first place in every other division in baseball.

[Pete Nice]

mmmmmm gunz......

[JDubb]

Good day...

[Joe]

1,4,2,5,3

[Chip]

Taylor Stevens is hanging around the Kings again...



Her caption for this one: “Someone just proposed to me with their Stanley Cup ring.”
No word if it was Richards or Carter.

[Joe]

I'd say she's a butter face, but I can't get past the veins in her tits either.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ef2df3...anley-cups

[Joe]

:roflmao:

Keyshawn Johnson doesn’t care who you are. If you are speeding past him and driving dangerously around him while he has his child in the car, he will chase you down and confront you, face-to-face. Justin Bieber learned this lesson the hard way, as TMZ is reporting that he was chased by Johnson’s Prius after speeding by the former NFLer at ridiculously high speeds on Monday night inside an exclusive gated community in Calabasas, California.

After witnessing the 19-year-old’s erratic driving, Keyshawn dropped his child off at home and eventually caught up to Bieber outside the pop-star’s mansion. But when he got out to confront him, a frightened Biebs quickly retreated into his home and refused to come out

[Joe]

Courtesy of Pete's Facebook



I'd have to say that I could never hire a hot nanny. Having a hot nanny in your house ever day would be like hiring a grizzly bear to work in a salmon factory. Sure there are rules, but eventually nature is going to take it's course.

[Chip]

:roflmao:

Keyshawn Johnson doesn’t care who you are. If you are speeding past him and driving dangerously around him while he has his child in the car, he will chase you down and confront you, face-to-face. Justin Bieber learned this lesson the hard way, as TMZ is reporting that he was chased by Johnson’s Prius after speeding by the former NFLer at ridiculously high speeds on Monday night inside an exclusive gated community in Calabasas, California.

After witnessing the 19-year-old’s erratic driving, Keyshawn dropped his child off at home and eventually caught up to Bieber outside the pop-star’s mansion. But when he got out to confront him, a frightened Biebs quickly retreated into his home and refused to come out

:roflmao:

"Oh no! It's a black guy, and he's mad at me!"

You have to be a giant pussy to get caught by someone in a Prius.

[Pete Nice]

[keefer]

Good morning.....

[Pete Nice]

Courtesy of Pete's Facebook



I'd have to say that I could never hire a hot nanny. Having a hot nanny in your house ever day would be like hiring a grizzly bear to work in a salmon factory. Sure there are rules, but eventually nature is going to take it's course.

Our nanny was hot. Even the second one, who we only had for April, was cute.

[Joe]

Just looking over a few tickets that have come in for our desktop techs and I have to say that it's really hard for us not to say what is so obvious.

Notoriously cheap company has computers that are probably 6 to 8 years old. They put a ticket in because the PC won't boot. A tech drives from here to there, does some work on it and then comes back. That's a 2 hour round trip. 2 days later the PC does again and they put another ticket in saying, "My PC won't boot AGAIN." "Continuously we have problems with our computers crashing and no one is ever able to fix them for good!"

A few things I'd like to add to the ticket notes:
1. Buy some new fucking PCs! This shit is only warrantied for 5 years for a reason.
2. Learn to make friends with your IT company. Being a cunt only puts you on the low priority list.
3. You should refrain from being an asshole all the time. Maybe that's why your employees only last 3 to 6 months.
4. Realize you aren't saving money by spending $1000 in labor when you could have replaced the PC for $600.

I'm so happy I don't fix desktop issues anymore.

[Chip]

Nature is crazy.

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